RSS
Site Info
Series: 6
Stories: 332
Chapters: 419
Word Count: 536447
Most Recent
Am I Origami by Claire
(Dean Winchester / Castiel - NC-17)
In which there is Dean. And then another one.
The Madness of Butterflies by Claire
(Nick Cutter / Stephen Hart - PG-13)
He doesn't expect it to work first time...
Fracture by Claire
(Jenny Lewis / Claudia Brown - R)
She's not Claudia Brown.
Waffle House Hashbrowns by Claire
(Jim Kirk / Leonard McCoy - NC-17)
It started with a market stall on Risa...
Shadows of Lethe by Claire
(Dean Winchester / Castiel - PG-13)
Because Dean's not Dean unless his failure is written on his skin...
Random Story
Shadowy Lined by Claire
(Spike / Xander Harris - NC-17)
There are days when Xander Harris can't quite believe the things that have happened...
Welcome!
The Tao of Claire: I like writing and I like porn. These things seem to go well together, so here we are.

The Tao of Cat: Eat tuna, look cute, take over world.

The Tao of Snail: Mmm... Cucumber...

Pull up a chair, stay a while, have a look around.

Categories
Buffy the Vampire Slayer [33] Into every generation there is born a Chosen One. One who will fight the vampires... and watch them make-out with her friends, while taking pictures.

Angel [31] We help the helpless. And have sex with cute British Watchers.

Battlestar Galactica [10] The original. Where Starbuck is still a man and Boomer ain't a Cylon.

Childhood Memories [10] Fic based on kids' TV shows and books. Mainly the badwrong kind.

Combat Sheep [2] It's the story of four ex-military mascot sheep who band together to form a group that fight injustice.

Hairspray [2] Stuff based on the 2007 movie with Zac Efron and James Marsden.

Highlander [4] Mainly Horsemen. Mainly Methos/Kronos. Although Duncan does get a look in every now and again.

Hercules~Xena!verse [11] Pretty Ares-centric, because I less than three my God of War.

James Bond [4] Mainly revolving around GoldenEye and the 006/007 relationship.

Knight Rider [3] It's porn with a talking car, but at least there aren't any sheep involved...

Leverage [9] They work a different revenue stream. Occasionally naked...

The Magnificent Seven [4] Save a horse, ride a cowboy...

Marvel!verse [4] Mainly revolving around the extended X-verse. Because they're all insanely attractive and it's a really pretty mental image to have.

Miscellaneous [14] Fandom one-shots and the stuff that doesn't fit anywhere else.

Primeval [23] It has snark, it has dinosaurs, and Nick and Stephen are so having sex. What's not to love?

RPS [13] Real people doing not-real things. None of this stuff actually happened anywhere except inside my head...

Smallville [7] Because it's all about a bald billionaire and the big, gay alien who loves him.

Star Trek XI [2] Repeat after me: Pine and Urban, not Shatner. Never Shatner...

Star Wars [2] The original trilogy. Before JarJar existed and before Vader was emo.

Stargate: Atlantis [97] My main pairing for SGA is Sheppard/McKay, although I also hold an abiding love for Lorne/Zelenka and Teyla/Me. I doubt, however, if that last one is ever going to happen...

Stargate: SG-1 [17] Mainly Jack/Daniel. Because, Spacemonkey? Seriously? Yeah, right.

Supernatural [37] I resisted for three years and then got sucked in by an angel with blue eyes and Jensen Ackles... ::sigh::

Torchwood [3] Aliens, a pterodactyl and John Barrowman making out with Gareth David-Lloyd. It's like RTD wrote a 'How to Make Fangirls Explode with Glee' recipe...

Tremors [7] Because there's a lot you can do with three prehensile tongues and a little bit of imagination...

The X-Files [12] Krycek-centric. Because what else do you need in your life but a one-armed, Russian, triple agent and the FBI agent who can't decide whether to shoot him or shag him.