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Series: 7
Stories: 356
Chapters: 443
Word Count: 555036
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Seventeen Minutes to Perfection by Claire
(Tyler Reed / El Blanco - PG)
In which Mindy finds out that things have changed since she's been away...
Gleeful by Claire
(Dean Winchester / Castiel - R)
In which there was a fanmix, and then there was fic to go with it...
Conditional Formatting by Claire
(Dean Winchester / Castiel - R)
Dean says yes, but he has some conditions...
And scatter me amongst the thorns by Claire
(Dean Winchester / Castiel - NC-17)
Castiel doesn't know who he is any more...
Take me from this place of solitude by Claire
(Dean Winchester / Castiel - NC-17)
Dean loves the way Cas bruises...
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Banana Republic by Claire
(Bananaman - PG)
How do you explain it?
Welcome!
The Tao of Claire: I like writing and I like porn. These things seem to go well together, so here we are.

The Tao of Cat: Eat tuna, look cute, take over world.

The Tao of Snail: Mmm... Cucumber...

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Categories
Angel [31] We help the helpless. And have sex with cute British Watchers.

Battlestar Galactica [10] The original. Where Starbuck is still a man and Boomer ain't a Cylon.

Buffy the Vampire Slayer [33] Into every generation there is born a Chosen One. One who will fight the vampires... and watch them make-out with her friends, while taking pictures.

Childhood Memories [10] Fic based on kids' TV shows and books. Mainly the badwrong kind.

Combat Sheep [2] It's the story of four ex-military mascot sheep who band together to form a group that fight injustice.

Hairspray [2] Stuff based on the 2007 movie with Zac Efron and James Marsden.

Hercules~Xena!verse [11] Pretty Ares-centric, because I less than three my God of War.

Highlander [4] Mainly Horsemen. Mainly Methos/Kronos. Although Duncan does get a look in every now and again.

James Bond [4] Mainly revolving around GoldenEye and the 006/007 relationship.

Knight Rider [3] It's porn with a talking car, but at least there aren't any sheep involved...

Leverage [10] They work a different revenue stream. Occasionally naked...

The Magnificent Seven [4] Save a horse, ride a cowboy...

Marvel!verse [6] Mainly revolving around the extended X-verse. Because they're all insanely attractive and it's a really pretty mental image to have.

Miscellaneous [14] Fandom one-shots and the stuff that doesn't fit anywhere else.

Primeval [26] It has snark, it has dinosaurs, and Nick and Stephen are so having sex. What's not to love?

RPS [14] Real people doing not-real things. None of this stuff actually happened anywhere except inside my head...

Smallville [7] Because it's all about a bald billionaire and the big, gay alien who loves him.

Star Trek XI [2] Repeat after me: Pine and Urban, not Shatner. Never Shatner...

Star Wars [2] The original trilogy. Before JarJar existed and before Vader was emo.

Stargate: Atlantis [102] My main pairing for SGA is Sheppard/McKay, although I also hold an abiding love for Lorne/Zelenka and Teyla/Me. I doubt, however, if that last one is ever going to happen...

Stargate: SG-1 [17] Mainly Jack/Daniel. Because, Spacemonkey? Seriously? Yeah, right.

Supernatural [50] I resisted for three years and then got sucked in by an angel with blue eyes and Jensen Ackles... ::sigh::

Torchwood [3] Aliens, a pterodactyl and John Barrowman making out with Gareth David-Lloyd. It's like RTD wrote a 'How to Make Fangirls Explode with Glee' recipe...

Tremors [10] Because there's a lot you can do with three prehensile tongues and a little bit of imagination...

The X-Files [12] Krycek-centric. Because what else do you need in your life but a one-armed, Russian, triple agent and the FBI agent who can't decide whether to shoot him or shag him.